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And God Created the Greyhound

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On the first day, God created the Greyhound.

On the second day, God created man to serve the Greyhound.

On the third day, God created the animals of the Earth to serve as potential food for the Greyhound.

On the fourth day, God created honest toil so that man could labor for the good of the Greyhound.

On the fifth day, God created the tennis ball so that the Greyhound could or could not retrieve it.

On the sixth day, God created veterinary science to keep the Greyhound healthy and the man broke. (AMEN!!!)

On the seventh day, God tried to rest, but he had to walk the Greyhound…

On the eighth day, God believeth that He was done, but Lo! The Garden of Eden was full of Greyhound poop and craters. Adam & Eve, having been banished from the garden, no longer dwelleth therein to serve the Greyhound, so it came to pass that He had to clean the mess up Himself. And God was displeased.

On the ninth day, God sayeth unto the Heavens, "Who hath dominion here, me or the Greyhound?

On the tenth day, God came upon the Greyhound cockroached on His throne and abideth there unmoving, despite all His beseeching.

And so it came to pass that God had his answer. He then sayeth unto Moses, "Fine! You’re in charge now. Here’s my ten commandments. You deal with the Greyhound! I’m retiring to Miami Beach!

And Moses convinced the Pharaoh to let the Israelites go out of bondage in Egypt and journey to the Promised Land. God sayeth unto Moses, "The Promised Land shall be yours, but you must take the Greyhound with you.

And so it came to pass that the Israelites wandered for 40 years in the wilderness, waiting for the Greyhound to go potty, mark every bush and sniff every blade of grass in its domain.

And the Greyhound was fruitful and multiplied.

The people were taken by the comlieness and manner of the Greyhound, but they were sorely distressed. "Lord" they cried out, "The Greyhound is an attractive and sweet creature, but there are so many, what shall we do?"

And God sayeth unto the people, "Ye are a cursed people and shall be known as adopters! Thy yards shall be barren of grass. Thy dwellings shall overflow with dog beds, squeaky toys and Greyhound kitsch. Thy carpets shall be forever stained. Thy vet bills shalt be large and thy lives forever ordered around by the Greyhound. And thy minds shall be muddled, as thou shalt treat thy Greyhounds as thy do your human offspring."

And Adopters begat Fosters. And Fosters begat Adoption Groups. And Adoption Groups begat Discussion Lists. And Discussion Lists begat Gatherings. And Gatherings begat Vendors. And Vendors begat a wardrobe for the Greyhound. And the Greyhound was spoiled.

God looked down on this and was pleased.

(Unknown author)

  • April. 07

    Hats & Hounds Gala

    Oh what a night . .  

    Hats & Hounds Gala - An Evening at the Racers was a Greyt success with our largest crowd ever.  Thank you to everyone who came to enjoy the event and to all of you who donated items for our Silent Auction.  Special thanks to the staff at the Chateau Lacombe for all their help in making the evening go without a hitch.  

    See you next year!

  • April. 21

    APPLICATION UPDATE

    If you have or will be submitting an application to adopt, we ask that you be patient with us - as it could take a couple of months to complete the process and place a dogs in your home.  Although you may see new dogs posted on the website, those dogs will soon be meeting one of our families already approved for adoption and currently on our Wait List. 

    We would also ask that you respect the time commitment made by our volunteers to answer emails, make phone calls and complete home visits.  If you are not willing to wait for 2-3 months - please don't submit  an application.  If you are also working with another group, we would ask that you not submit an application to us until such time as you have withdrawn it from the other group.   

     

     

  • July. 10

    MEET AND GREETS

    UPDATED JULY 24, 2018

    Note: The meet and greet originally scheduled for July 28 at Pet Planet in Strathmore has been changed to August 18th!

    Meet and greets are a greyt chance to meet and spend time with greyhounds, get your questions answered, and learn more about our adoption program.  Meet and greets are held at various locations in Red Deer, Edmonton, St. Albert, Airdrie, Calgary, Strathmore, Regina, Saskatoon and Winnipeg each month. Click below to see our schedule and locations for the fall months.

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